In Honor of Halloween...

here are a few "quizzes" to make you laugh. Well, they made me laugh.

Your Monster Profile

Death Fiend You Feast On: Starbucks Coffee You Lurk Around In: Target You Especially Like to Torment: My kids

What's" Your Monster Name?

Bwahahaha! That's hysterical - I feel that way before I've had my morning coffee.

You Are a Little Scary

You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.

How Scary Are You?

Darn...I thought I was pretty scary. Well, I can be - just ask my kids.

You Could Not Be a Vampire

Sorry, but you're not just cut out for flesh eating, turning into a bat, and living forever. But that's okay. The sight of blood turns your stomach... without even thinking of drinking it. And while you definitely would never be a vampire, you're exactly the type of frail prey Dracula wannabe's crave. Maybe it's time to arm yourself with a cross and some nasty garlic breath! What you would like best about being a vampire: The raw power (though you wouldn't admit it to anyone) What you would like least about being a vampire: The whole killing thing

Could You Be a Vampire?